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MLK Parade Jan 16th |
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 Larry - I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said, 'Yes you are correct. But how on earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'
| Larry - Piss on a Crucifix, and they'll call you an "Artist"
• Piss on The American Flag, and they'll call you a Freedom of Speech "Constitutionalist"
• Piss on a Police Car, and they'll call you an Occupy Wall Street "Freedom Lovin' 99 percenter"
• Piss on a Taliban piece of shit that just tried to kill you and your fellow Marines, and they'll call you a "Villain"
• Sure is a ****ed-up administration we have running this great country!!!!!
• Be sure to vote them ALL GONE in November!!!!!
| | Larry - I can't make this years Galveston Mardi Gras either, I'll be in New Orleans. | | Scary Terry - No problem. I want to be more active this year. Unfortunately I can't make mardi gras. I will be in Dallas | | Larry - Thanks for the help filling out the Calendar!!! | | Scary Terry - Normal skate out of Texas Art Supply on Thursday. Leave around 7:50. | Scary Terry - From Rev Bryan.
Below is the when and where's for MLK. Its not too late to sign up. You have till friday.
Anyway, here is the line up for MLK a week from NEXT Monday.
Esteban Martinez-- Skully
Bryan Taylor Santa Car
Ken Crimmins—Boom Car
Joy Whitt== Real Wives of pasadena Tx
Amy Lynch-Zebra Truck
Rebecca Lowe-Map of Space and Time
Randy Blair-Little bit of Nonsense.
Date: January 16, 2012
Time: 10:00 AM
Check-In Time: 8:00 AM...since we are such Pros at parades, it will be cool to arrive at 9. they almost expect the art cars to arrive then as we are never ever any trouble.
Check-In Point: Houston Community College Central Campus-(1300 Holman Street-Houston, Texas-77004)
Parade Route: Originate In Mid-Town @ San Jacinto St & Elgin Street N/B On San Jacinto To Webster St
Length of Parade Route: 1.0 Mi
Duration of Parade: 2.0 Hrs
| Larry - Hi all, Since I can’t have my annual Lights in the Heights party this year because I moved off the route, I am going to host the Tues night Christmas skate at my house (Dec. 13th). Instead of meeting at TAS, we will be meeting at my house, doing a nice social 8 – 10 mile skate to view Christmas lights in the Heights area & then heading back for a party! We will have food, drinks, music, fire & most likely video. Everyone is welcome to bring food or drink if they like – I will have beer & other drinks here. I am sure we can talk Joel (and/or Joelle!) into bringing some wassail.
There will be plenty of street parking (nice wide streets here) and I will hand out maps before the skate with directions to my house or post directions via email.
Hope to see you out. And if you don’t want to skate, please come by anyone and enjoy a Christmas party with the skate group.
Laurie
P.S. If you have a Christmas costume or lights – wear em & we will be our own Christmas parade!
| Larry - CALLING ALL SKATERS:
The makers of the movie "Headhunter" would like skaters to come be a part of the Art Car Parade scene shooting on Saturday, Nov 12. Kristy and I are meeting at Re-Hab bar (1920 Houston Avenue...where the bike trail meets Houston Avenue) at 10:30 to decorate the skater sag wagon and then head down to the shooting location. Anyone who wants to ride with us in back of her truck are welcome otherwise just meet at the Crocket Street overpass (link below).
The director is hoping to have some colorful costumes around the cars but I believe a volunteer skater shirt from any of the art car parades will work as well. The Art Cars were instructed to be there at 10am but the casting company said for skaters to be there by Noon and expect to run till at least 4pm. So, we’ll be going at 11am just in case...
Crockett Street Overpass
http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?msid=218081758923000210643.0004b0b52a6d17f43bbe2&msa=0
I realize this is last moment but wouldn’t be a skater event otherwise, right? So get your skates on and let’s show these people the Houston Skate Force in all its glory!
Hope to see many of you there!
| Larry - Two old guys talking.
One said to the other: "My 85th birthday yesterday. Wife gave me an SUV".
Other guy: "Wow, that's amazing! Imagine, an SUV! What a great gift!"
First guy: "Yup. Socks, Underwear and Viagra!"
| Larry - LINK
| Larry - Which side of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrat’s demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it..
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".
| Larry - Origin of Left & Right
I have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the "right" and Liberals are called the "left." By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Ecclesiastes 10:2
Thus sayeth the Lord. Amen.
Can't get any simpler than that.
Spelling Lesson:
The last four letters in American ... I Can.
The last four letters in Republican ... I Can.
The last four letters in Democrats ... Rats.
End of lesson. Test to follow in November, 2012
Remember – November is to be set aside as RODENT EXTERMINATION MONTH!
| | Larry - If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed. | | Larry - The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. | | Larry - Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. | | Larry - A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. | | Larry - A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. | | Larry - Please Neuter your pets and weird friends and relatives | Larry - I was walking past the mental hospital the other day.
All the patients were shouting, '13....13....13.'
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.....
Some crazy bastard poked me in the eye with a stick!
Then they all started shouting '14....14....14....
| Larry - Did you know that President Barack Hussein Obama flew Bo, their DOG , in
on a separate smaller jet to Maine for their vacation? I wonder if that sets
well with all the unemployed, hurting, U S citizens who can't afford food,
but we can pay for this. The above is true. I Googled "Bo the dog flying
to Maine " and got 76,700 references verifying this. One of them follows:
Michelle Malkin: Just Plane Crazy: Obama’s Dog Flies to Vacation on
Separate Jet Doug Powers:
The Obamas arrived at their vacation spot in Maine , and
the local paper, the Morning Sentinel, described the scene:
The president was the first to walk onto the tarmac, dressed casually in a
pale blue Oxford shirt and khakis. A few minutes later, the first lady,
dressed in black caprice, a tank-top and sandals, walked onto the runway.
Shortly afterward, Malia and Sasha joined their parents. Baldacci and his
wife, Karen, presented the family with gift bags full of Maine-made goodies,
including baskets made by the Passamaquoddy Tribe, popcorn from Little Lad’s
Bakery in East Corinth, iconic L.L. Bean bags, University of Maine ice
hockey hats, and an assortment of other Maine foods and books.
Karen Baldacci said the bags for Malia and Sasha contained one loon toy
and one chickadee toy that sound their natural calls. Arriving in a small jet
before the Obama’s was the first dog, Bo, a Portuguese water dog given as
a present by the late U S Sen. Ted Kennedy, D-Mass.; and the president’s
personal aide Reggie Love, who chatted with Baldacci.
The president who said the rest of us are going to have to sacrifice to
get out of these hard economic times let his dog fly on his own plane? Not
enough room on Air Force One (a Gulfstream on this trip) for a Portuguese
water dog and Reggie Love?
My dog saw this story and wants his own jet now, too.
Oh, by the way, Mr. Love, Bo's handler, is paid $102,000 a year to take
care of him. What side of the ballot will you mark in November? This man is
taking the nation for every cent he can and then some.
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