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I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said, 'Yes you are correct. But how on earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'
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Piss on a Crucifix, and they'll call you an "Artist"
• Piss on The American Flag, and they'll call you a Freedom of Speech "Constitutionalist"
• Piss on a Police Car, and they'll call you an Occupy Wall Street "Freedom Lovin' 99 percenter"
• Piss on a Taliban piece of shit that just tried to kill you and your fellow Marines, and they'll call you a "Villain"
• Sure is a ****ed-up administration we have running this great country!!!!!
• Be sure to vote them ALL GONE in November!!!!!
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| I can't make this years Galveston Mardi Gras either, I'll be in New Orleans. |
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| No problem. I want to be more active this year. Unfortunately I can't make mardi gras. I will be in Dallas |
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| Thanks for the help filling out the Calendar!!! |
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| Normal skate out of Texas Art Supply on Thursday. Leave around 7:50. |
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From Rev Bryan.
Below is the when and where's for MLK. Its not too late to sign up. You have till friday.
Anyway, here is the line up for MLK a week from NEXT Monday.
Esteban Martinez-- Skully
Bryan Taylor Santa Car
Ken Crimmins—Boom Car
Joy Whitt== Real Wives of pasadena Tx
Amy Lynch-Zebra Truck
Rebecca Lowe-Map of Space and Time
Randy Blair-Little bit of Nonsense.
Date: January 16, 2012
Time: 10:00 AM
Check-In Time: 8:00 AM...since we are such Pros at parades, it will be cool to arrive at 9. they almost expect the art cars to arrive then as we are never ever any trouble.
Check-In Point: Houston Community College Central Campus-(1300 Holman Street-Houston, Texas-77004)
Parade Route: Originate In Mid-Town @ San Jacinto St & Elgin Street N/B On San Jacinto To Webster St
Length of Parade Route: 1.0 Mi
Duration of Parade: 2.0 Hrs
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Hi all, Since I can’t have my annual Lights in the Heights party this year because I moved off the route, I am going to host the Tues night Christmas skate at my house (Dec. 13th). Instead of meeting at TAS, we will be meeting at my house, doing a nice social 8 – 10 mile skate to view Christmas lights in the Heights area & then heading back for a party! We will have food, drinks, music, fire & most likely video. Everyone is welcome to bring food or drink if they like – I will have beer & other drinks here. I am sure we can talk Joel (and/or Joelle!) into bringing some wassail.
There will be plenty of street parking (nice wide streets here) and I will hand out maps before the skate with directions to my house or post directions via email.
Hope to see you out. And if you don’t want to skate, please come by anyone and enjoy a Christmas party with the skate group.
Laurie
P.S. If you have a Christmas costume or lights – wear em & we will be our own Christmas parade!
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CALLING ALL SKATERS:
The makers of the movie "Headhunter" would like skaters to come be a part of the Art Car Parade scene shooting on Saturday, Nov 12. Kristy and I are meeting at Re-Hab bar (1920 Houston Avenue...where the bike trail meets Houston Avenue) at 10:30 to decorate the skater sag wagon and then head down to the shooting location. Anyone who wants to ride with us in back of her truck are welcome otherwise just meet at the Crocket Street overpass (link below).
The director is hoping to have some colorful costumes around the cars but I believe a volunteer skater shirt from any of the art car parades will work as well. The Art Cars were instructed to be there at 10am but the casting company said for skaters to be there by Noon and expect to run till at least 4pm. So, we’ll be going at 11am just in case...
Crockett Street Overpass
http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?msid=218081758923000210643.0004b0b52a6d17f43bbe2&msa=0
I realize this is last moment but wouldn’t be a skater event otherwise, right? So get your skates on and let’s show these people the Houston Skate Force in all its glory!
Hope to see many of you there!
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Two old guys talking.
One said to the other: "My 85th birthday yesterday. Wife gave me an SUV".
Other guy: "Wow, that's amazing! Imagine, an SUV! What a great gift!"
First guy: "Yup. Socks, Underwear and Viagra!"
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